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Looking forward to These Arms Are Dildos

I found Cruisin' Blast to be neither fun nor good. Collectively, Jeff and Dan owe me $25 worth of entertainment.

Jeff Grubb, harbinger of NFT's, and the personification of Game Mess

I enjoyed the review, but couldn't help but feel a bit sad and nostalgic for what video gaming used to be. At the same time I can't argue with any of Jeff's points about the relevance of reviews in 2021. I already know I'm playing Halo Infinite, no reviews needed. Also, the last paragraph is art.

That Nick Offerman/Garfield story sounds so plausible that it just has to be true!

"Endlessly dunking on a game for no apparent reason whatsoever" has to be my least favorite QL format.

@jeff Have you tried that Cruis'n Blast game for the Switch? I've heard some people talking it up and there's so few arcade racers out there anymore.

extremely into Jeff G referring to his new child as "this guy"

I don't know why, maybe it's the 2D aspect of it, but I have a hard time seeing Metroid Dread as a $60 game. It's looks to be of a similar quality as an XBLA from 10 or 12 years ago, like Shadow Complex or something. I know that sounds harsh, but I don't mean it to be. It looks fun, but just really simple. Hopefully there's more depth and replayability than what they've shown so far.

@beggary I would never leave.

It warms my heart to know that Jeff is on #teambone